my story ( its really funny )
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Thread Topic: my story ( its really funny )
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MrsHoranHATER NewbieSo I got out of bed and got dressed. Then I went to go take a shower, but I hit my head on my door 'cuz I forgot I closed it. When I fell my my dog wouldn't stop licking my face." Move Jazzy!" I screamed when she wouldnt stop licking my face. When I finally got up I started to walk to the bathroom door AGAIN but I hit my hip on the table and popped my knee that I spraigned in soccer. It took ate least 10 minutes to finally get up and go to the shower. When I got done I realized that I had no towel. So I screamed, " MUM! I need a towel!" Like a boss. When she came I realized she had a really small towel. It took like 10 minutes to dry off. I finally got downstairs and poured some cereal in a bowl. Then I realized... there was no milk. SHOULD I COTINUE?
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xD Oh god...
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MrsHoranHATER NewbieBut should I continue
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Yes. Si. Hai. Yes.
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MrsHoranHATER Newbie... so I poured there cereal in there trash, I can't stand dry cereal! On my way back I tripped over my dogs squeaky toy. ' really!?" I yelled then hot up. I just ate a pop-tart then realized I was late for work at starbucks. I hurried to walk, I'm only 15 I can't drive. When I got there my boss kept yelling at me for being late for there 5th time this week. So she fired me. So I started walking home. Then it started raining. Oh great!... SHOULD I CONTINUE
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This story is proof that Karma has periods.
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Yes you should.
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MrsHoranHATER Newbie@selena what does that mean
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MrsHoranHATER Newbie@selena nevermind I get it now
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MrsHoranHATER Newbie... I decided to just deal with the rain. I started just staring off in to space then then there next thing I know, I walk into a friggin tree! " well oww! " I exclaim as I fell. Soon I heard someone say, " need help? " "yesh pwease." I say in a funny baby voice. Turns out the person who helped me was my mom." What there, mom how did you know I was here? Saturday is your 'stay in and watch chickflicks till I cry day'" I say. She just laughed. " well your ex-boss told me she fired you and you were walking home alone in the rain." I told her ok and thanked her as we walked home. When we were home I went to my room and looked for new jobs. I found this interesting job about... SHOULD I SONTINUE
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MrsHoranHATER Newbie
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Just post the entire thing!!
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MrsHoranHATER NewbieIts not as suspecful that way, and I need ideas I'm out of idead
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......*tries so hard to stay elegant but falls to the ground laughing* XD
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Stables. Shoveling manure. There could be disasters in that.
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