Do you have to go poop?

Everyone in the world has to poop sometime or another. Unless youre constipated, of course. Are you constipated? Or are you pinching your cheeks with the effort of holding it in?

Find out with this quiz! Through opinion and scientific-based questions, this quiz will determine how far along your poop is. Warning: do not wear your best pants!

Created by: Bob

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Take two fingers and push on your abdomen. How does it feel?
  2. How long has it been since you last took a dump?
  3. How much have you eaten in the last 24 hours?
  4. How bad are you working to hold it in?
  5. Stand up and relax your glutes. Squat down. Results?
  6. How does your stomach-area feel?
  7. Now, go to the bathroom and go pee, but don't poop. What happened?
  8. What movements are you making right now?
  9. What does the color brown bring to mind?
  10. Is there a toilet available?
  11. Does your family have a history of...
  12. Last thing: on a scale of 1-5, how badly would you say you have to poop right now?

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