Do u think u know me?

I want to see how many people know me for real, so i ask the questions, and you give the answers. It's as simple as that. It's even multiple choice, how fun is that! Be warned though, feel very ashamed if you are one of my friends and you got a horrible score on this quiz.

See if you actually do know as much about me as you think you do, if you don't then...you are a failure in life! Just kidding....or am i? Yes, you may think some questions are ridiculous and random, but if you truly do know me, you would know that the words "ridiculous" and "random" describe me pretty well.