Can you hold your pee?

A test to see if you, right now, can hold your pee against a series of difficult challenges. See if you are really man, or woman enough to succeed against all odds.

If you do go to the bathroom, just answer "Peed" to all following questions, ignore all other directions. Obviously you couldn't hold your pee, but if you got far on the poll, your results will reflect that.

Created by: Utnapishtim

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The only way to know is to push your bladder to the limits. But first, do you need to pee yet?
- I need to pee EXTREMELY badly!!! :(
- I'm really desperate to pee... this isn't going to be too long is it?
- I need to pee, but it's not REALLY bad. Yet at least.
- I'd use the bathroom normally, but I'm not worried yet
- I haven't just peed, but I don't need to pee either
- Just peed. Totally empty
Do you think you can hold your pee.
- Nope! About to pee right now
- Not optimistic :/
- Maybe... we'll have to see
- I feel pretty good.
- Yes. EASILY!
Okay. So now let's even the playing field a bit: drink 1 glass of water for each answer down you selected on question one (1st answer= drink one cup, 2nd = drink two, etc.) and then, once finished drinking, wait five minutes per answer you selected on question two. How does that sound? Note: do not drink too much water too quickly. Pace yourself.
- I don't think I can make it!
- That's a lot of water, and a long time
- This might really push me
- Off to a good start
- Peace o' cake!
NOW, how badly do you need to pee ;)
- Struggling to stay dry... (we're just starting)
- If it wasn't bad enough before, I gotta go SO MUCH WORSE! D:
- Pressures really building in my bladder, not gonna lie
- Okay, I can feel it now
- Meh. Not doing it for me yet.
- This better get harder
To really test yourself, do twenty jumping jacks and ten squats.
- It hurts so badly! I'm barely hanging on...
- This makes me need to pee more
- Done!
- Peed
Slowly sip a glass of water to cool down after that work out. Listen to loud water sounds for at least ten minutes as you drink.
- This is torture!!!
- You really know how to make someone need to go, huh?
- I think I feel something now.
- Still strong
- Peed
How long do you think you can hold your pee, provided I am merciful and give you no more fluids?
- Minutes!!! If I'm lucky
- Ten to twenty minutes, at this point
- Half an hour (drink another glass to speed things up)
- Between half an hour and an hour (drink two glasses and wait ten minutes)
- One to two hours (drink three glasses, wait half an hour and then double the times/quantities of every successive challenge)
- More than two hours (drink one glass of water every ten minutes until you really need to pee, then continue)
- Peed.
Are you still dry?
- Totally dry.
- Dry but not for long!!!
- Small leaks or spurts in my underwear
- Large leaks that show through as noticable spots on pants
- Let out a large portion of my bladder
- Peed.
Mind games! Think about waterfalls, oceans, dams bursting, firehydrants exploding. Search all of these terms into google images one by one and scroll down. Imagine how good it would feel to pee...
- I don't have to imagine, I already did pee
- I'm on the verge of wetting myself!
- This is making me need to go!
- Not doing much for me
What are you doing to hold your pee in right now?
- I peed already
- Nothing
- Figiting a little
- Holding crotch
- Holding and bouncing around
- Squirming around with crossed legs and holding
- The full on potty dance
Chose one: lay on your stomach for five minutes, sit however you want for ten minutes but you no holding, or do whatever you want for fifteen minutes. How are you doing after that?
- Peed.
- HURRY UP!!! I GOTTA GO!
- We're almost done, right???
- I could use a bathroom now *wiggles* nothing urgent though
- Just peachy
Imagine you were sitting in traffic, with your bladder in the same condition as it is now. You have an empty water bottle with a narrow top in the cup holder next to you, and your biggest crush is driving the car. You are totally stopped, and in the middle of five lanes, so it would be dangerious to get out, but there is no exit for MILES so it would be at least an hour before you find a decent bathroom.
- I'd ask them to pull over on the side of the road as soon as safe knowing it could be a while and there might be no cover
- I'd open the door and run for it. Better a small chance of injury then certain embarresment!
- Sorry, attractive person, but I'm peeing in the bottle. Hope I don't spill in your car
- Tell them my situation and see if they suggest something. If not just hold it until a bathroom emerges or I can't hold anymore
- Quitely sit there until we arrive at our destination or I go in my pants/their car. I'm too shy for this crap.
Now imagine you are in the window seat on a plane. Both the passengers between you are sleeping, so you waited and waited and waited, and your bladder feels like it does right now. When you go to wake the person in the middle, the captain turns the seatbelt sign on for "severe turbulance" and asks all passangers to remain in their seats at all times until the turbulance subsides. Jump up and down for two full minutes to simulate the turbulance. What would you do?
- Pee, like in real life
- Call over a flight attendant and plead.
- Cover myself with a blanket, pull down my pants and wet the seat.
- Relieve the pressure into one of those small plastic airline cups (good luck stopping, lol!)
- Try so hard to hang on until the fasten seatbelt sign goes off, but if I can't make it, wet myself
Feel your bladder. Really feel it. Poke, prod, push, and squeeze it. How does it feel?
- Empty, as of a few questions ago
- Throbbingly, agonizingly, full! And rock hard.
- *Winces* Bulging out a little, but still has some give. Also, very very sensitive though.
- Hey, that kind of hurts! It's still squishy, but there's definately stuff in it
- Feels like normal
Press your bladder HARD up against a table or counter corner. Don't hold your crotch, and lean your whole wait against it. What happened?
- Peed already
- RAN to the bathroom after starting!
- Started to leak but got it under control
- OWWWWWWW!!!
- This counter really hits the spot for me
Wash your hands with warm water. Get them really clean. Now fill up a large cup of warm water. Sit on the toliet with your clothes on, and dip one hand hand in the cup. Look to the sky, spready your legs wide and breath deeply as your relax your whole body. Picture your clothes off and imagine how good it would feel to let go... sssssssssssss
- Peed
- Little bit slipped out
- I don't know if I can make it!
- I think I can make it... but I'm feeling the heat here!
- That was relaxing!
Now drink that whole cup of water you filled up. See why I had you wash your hands? Turns out that wasn't mean after all. Drink it slowly, then lie on your stomach with a tennis ball or similar sized object right under your bladder for five minutes
- Peed
- It's going to explode any minute now!
- God, that hurt. What's next???
- Not very comfortable, huh?
Are you dry now?
- Yes, but I peed in the bathroom
- Totally dry
- A got a tiny bit wet through some hard tasks
- I've gotten rather wet, but I haven't given up yet!
- Honestly, I don't know why I didn't just go to the bathroom, I'm soaked now
What are you going to do now?
- See my results, and really think about them, while I sip lemonaide before immediately starting a long road trip
- See my results... and then run to the bathroom
- Run to the bathroom... and then see my results (this does count as holding your pee)
- We're way too late for that now
One last check up. How badly do you need to pee?
- I peed already! For the last time!
- BADLY! SO badly. Please, please, tell me this is the last question
- Pretty badly. Needless to say, I'm really glad this is ending now.
- I do need to pee, but I think I could have lasted a tad longer
- I don't

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