Are You Your Own Mother?

Are you your own mother? When you almost got run over by that van last year, did your mother almost fade out of existance? Have you even bothered to consider the possibility that, through a ridiculous series of events, you are your own mother? For your sake, I hope not, because that's my job; I'll consider it for you!

Are you your own mother? When you almost got run over by that van last year, did your mother almost fade out of existance? Have you even bothered to consider the possibility that, through a ridiculous series of events, you are your own mother? For your sake, I hope not, because that's my job; I'll consider it for you! Whoo!

Created by: E Lunatic

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Are you aware of being your own mother?
  2. Do you know your mother, and feel fairly certain that she is not you?
  3. Have you ever travelled through time using an unstable method of harnessing random fluctuations in the space-time continuum?
  4. When was the last time you used voodoo madjikz?
  5. Do you speak in an outrageous Austrian accent, despite a total absence of Austrian ancestry?
  6. so i herd u liek mudkipz
  7. Are you legally demented?
  8. Only one of these will affect your answer towards being your own mother. Which one is it?
  9. It was #8.
  10. Didn't you never not dislike not having preferred disliking the lack of you not enjoying this quiz?

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