Are you kool-aid man?
"There has been many kool-aid men throughout the generation of kool-aid men rite now if you are truly the next one you'd be kool-aid man number 1,227 so be honored to be accepted for this job especially being in our totally awesome commercials! OH YEAH!!!!"
"Are YOU the right man or woman for this lovely job? if you think so please apply now or never get the job you were born to do all the kool- aid men in the past will help you and guide you through the job but if you truly are kool-aid man they will help you they will!!!!"