Are you Chicago inside?
There are a ton of people who will tell you they are from Chicago. Listen up- Aurora is NOT Chicago. Sorry Wayne. Sorry Garth. Chicago is an attitude as much as it is a city. You get the attitude from the city.
Do YOU bleed Chicago? Are you lounging at Earwax before a trip to Reckless? Heading to the Empty Bottle tonight? Or maybe you're going for a stroll in Millennium Park? Was that all Chinese to you? Go back to New York.