Are You A Human Fly Swatter?

This quiz is to determine whether or not you are one of the few and great human fly swatters that grace the face of this planet. The questions will cover every aspect of your life and personality to best discover if you are one of the blessed.

Since the stone age, there has been one question that haunts mankind that has never been answered: am I a human fly swatter? Now, thanks to years of research, we have a way of finding out with this quiz.

Created by: Branden

  1. How many tissues do you use daily?
  2. Do you still play with crayons?
  3. If you were a rhinoceros, who would you ram first?
  4. Do you touch yourself at night?
  5. What color are the eyes of your best friend's cousin's mother's daughter's cousin's best friend?
  6. If you were a museum, what city would you be in?
  7. What type of chicken are you?
  8. How many fingers do you have?
  9. What is your opinion of George Bush?
  10. What is your favorite color?
  11. If you were a sticky note, what would it say on you?
  12. What would be your animal mating call?
  13. How amazing is Taylor Swift?
  14. What flavor of orange juice are you?
  15. Is your ring finger longer than your index finger?

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Quiz topic: Am I A Human Fly Swatter?