Are You A Human Fly-Swatter?

Since the beginning, man has been asking one question that has never yet been answer: am I a human fly-swatter? This question has haunted him, consumed him and devoured him time and time again. Now, after years of scientific research, a quiz has been developed to answer this question.

Since the beginning, man has been asking one question that has never yet been answer: am I a human fly-swatter? This question has haunted him, consumed him and devoured him time and time again. Now, after years of scientific research, a quiz has been developed to answer this question.

Created by: Branden Lewiston

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. How many tissues do you use daily?
  2. Do you still play with crayons?
  3. If you were a rhinoceros, who would you ram first?
  4. Do you touch yourself at night?
  5. What color are the eyes of your best friend's cousin's mother's daughter's cousin's best friend?
  6. If you were a museum, what city would you be in?
  7. What type of chicken are you?
  8. How many fingers do you have?
  9. What is your opinion of George Bush?
  10. What is your favorite color?
  11. If you were a sticky note, what would be written on you?
  12. What is your animal mating call?
  13. How amazing is Taylor Swift?
  14. What flavor of orange juice are you?
  15. What is the meaning of life?

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Quiz topic: Am I A Human Fly-Swatter?