Are You A Dumbass?

Here I have attempted to ask questions that seem easy. The problem is that people rarely pay good attention to what they are doing. Even if you understand quickly the approach to this quiz, pay attention to the number of times you read the question before you answer it. I bet there are many that require a second read through if not a third.

In just a few minutes of your time, I can tell you how smart you are. Take a chance and prove me wrong. It isn't necessarily how smart you are. It is more how much attention you focus on the things you read.

Created by: Kelly
  1. If you have five apples and you take away three, how many do you have?
  2. Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
  3. A red house is made from red bricks a blue house from blue bricks, a pink house from pink bricks, and a black house from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
  4. The Spanish Civil War, which began July 17 of 1936, was fought between:
  5. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
  6. A rancher has 33 head of cattle standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How many head of cattle are left standing?
  7. George Bush's approval rating has recently fluctuated between 35% and 60%. Approximately what chance does George Bush have to win the 2008 Presidential election?
  8. Some months have 31 days, and some months have 30 days. But how many have 28 days?
  9. You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The plane travels at 200 MPH and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name?
  10. If the Vice President of the United States died, who would be President?
  11. John digs a hole that is 2 yards wide, 3 yards long, and 1 yard deep. How many cubic feet of dirt are in it?
  12. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what is the answer? (don't use your calculator)
  13. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
  14. How many two cent stamps are in a dozen?
  15. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

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