The "Al & Tipper Electrical Trivia Quiz"
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- Al Gore invented the internet superhighway machine.
- True
- False
- Al has US Patent number 345-784645-00989256234A for the internet superhighway machine which he invented single handedly. All information in this quiz has been verified as accurate on Al’s internet machine. (thanks Al)
- Tipper Gore invented the Parents Music Resource Center
- True
- False
- an inconvenient truth, but true none the less. First amendment rights don't extend to certain groups (according to Tipper) and especially those inconvenient long haired minstrels who sing dirty words in their songs. Shame on them. You go girl!
- Al Gore got an Oscar for his movie
- True
- False
- an inconvenient truth, but true none the less. This award was bestowed by the movie industry folks in Hollywood. That in itself speaks volumes. You go girl!
- Tipper Gore has eight bathrooms
- True
- False
- an inconvenient truth, but a truth none the less. Her frequent dinner parties for the downtrodden require lost of toilet access. She is a friend of the poor and she needs all eight bathrooms for her charity work.
- Al Gore used 221,000 kWh of electricity last year to run his mansion
- True
- False
- an inconvenient truth, but a truth none the less. This is enough electricity to restart six defunct manufacturing plants in the rust belt. While he was busy wagging his finger at us about our carbon footprint, he was increasing his own. You go girl!
- Tipper Gore has a private jet
- True
- False
- an inconvenient truth, but a truth none the less. She and Al need it to zip back and forth to Hollywood to see their pals. Also they deliver internet highway machines to poor folk in places where they dont have mansions with eight bathrooms. You go girl
- Al Gore lost the 2000 Presidential Election
- True
- False
- an inconvenient truth, but a truth none the less. Even the New York Times eventually admitted it was true. Sorry Al, the majority of voters didn’t like you.
- Al has street cred in Hollywood
- True
- False
- an inconvenient truth, but a truth none the less. People Like Barbara Streisand and Ed Begely Jr. admire and respect Al because he is now one of them. You go girl!
- Al doesn't know how to spell the word "hypocrite"
- True
- False
- He has never needed to know how. Like Quayle and potatoe.
- Tipper has no designs on a Senate seat for herself
- True
- False
- She's too busy using electricity to get in to politics. Leave politics to the boys.
