How Dumb Are You? Quiz

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  1. If there are five oranges at the store, and you take away three, how many do you have?
    • 1
    • 2
    • 3
    • 4
    • 5
    • How many do you HAVE... not how many are LEFT!
  2. Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
    • Lala
    • Lu
    • Lee
    • Lii
    • Not enough info to deduce an answer
    • Susan
    • They are Lee's parents!!! DUH!
  3. A yellow house is made from yellow blocks, a red house is made from red blocks, a pink house is made from pink blocks, and a black house is made from black blocks. What is a greenhouse made from?
    • Yellow Blocks
    • Stones
    • Wood
    • Green Blocks
    • cellophane
    • Glass
    • It's a greenhouse, not a GREEN HOUSE
  4. The Spanish Civil War, which began July 17 of 1936, was fought between:
    • Spain and Poland
    • Spain and England
    • Spain and France
    • Spain and the U.S.A.
    • Spain and Russia
    • None of the Above
    • It was a Civil War. They fought themselves.
  5. Is there a 4th of July in England?
    • yes
    • no
    • only in leap years
    • It comes between July 3rd and July 5th...
  6. 33 horses are standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How many are left?
    • 0
    • 9
    • 12
    • 24
    • 33
    • They are all still there. It's just that 24 of them are dead!
  7. Due to a birth defect, a boy is born with 14 toes, 11 fingers, and 3 thumbs. How many fingernails does the boy have?
    • 15
    • 28
    • 3
    • 11
    • Count the FINGERnails...
  8. George Bush's approval rating has recently fluctuated between 35% and 60%. Approximately what chance does George Bush have to win the 2008 Presidential election?
    • 0%
    • 25%
    • 50%
    • 75%
    • 100%
    • He's already served 2 terms. He cannot run again!
  9. Next September, a teacher will hold up her calender and say "Some of these months have 31 days, and some have 30 days. But how many here have 28 days?" What should her students reply?
    • 0
    • 1
    • 2
    • 3
    • 4
    • 5
    • Next September, she'll be holding a 2008 calender... a LEAP YEAR...
  10. Based on the following onformation, can you answer this question? You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The plane travels at 200 MPH and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name?
    • Yes, I can answer this question based on the information provided.
    • No, I cannot answer this question based on the information provided.
    • No one could answer this question based on the information provided!
    • YOU are the pilot... what is YOUR name???
  11. The Vice President of the United States has died. Who will be President now?
    • The Speaker of the House
    • The Senate Majority Leader
    • The Secretary of State
    • The President
    • The First Lady
    • No one said the president was dead! If the VP dies, the President doesn't lose his spot!
  12. Jenny digs a hole that is 2 yards wide, 3 yards long, and 2 yards deep. How many cubic feet of dirt are in it?
    • 0
    • 7
    • 21
    • 324
    • 12
    • It's a hole. The dirt has been REMOVED.
  13. When you adjust for inflation, which is worth more:
    • 1908 quarters
    • 1963 quarters
    • 1977 quarters
    • 2000 quarters
    • 2007 quarters
    • If you had 2,007 quarters, wouldn't it be worth more than the other amounts?
  14. Two U.S. coins are worth a total of $0.30, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?
    • This is impossible
    • three dimes
    • a quarter and a nickel
    • two dimes and two nickels
    • only ONE of them was not a nickel. No one said anything about the other...

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