Are you dieing?

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  1. Do you have exploding genitals?
    • WTF
    • yes...
    • what are genitals?
    • sorry i am a retard
    • just asking...
  2. Have you ever shot a cactus with a crossbow?
    • No
    • Yes
    • I have no cactus
    • I have no life
    • there is no right answer (anyone can do this quiz)
  3. Who is Chuck Norris?
    • A loaf of bread
    • A dead guy
    • An asian
    • I am Chuck Norris
    • No your not...
  4. Where is Sarah Conner?
    • Ive never seen Terminator
    • Ive never seen a film
    • I have no TV
    • Canada
    • Canada seriously?
  5. What is a Black Hole?
    • my ass...
    • A black hole is a form of antimatter which sucks all lifeforms and matter into it
    • A black hole is a form of antimatter which sucks balls
    • steak
    • I thought it was obvious....
  6. Are you frustrated with this quiz and want to know whether you are dieing or not?
    • YES JUST TELL ME ALREADY!!!
    • no
    • imma chargin mah lazar
    • anus
    • jeez calm down!!
  7. Are you experiencing light headedness?
    • Yes
    • No
    • Im a seagull
    • ka kaw ka kaw
    • Your dieing...
  8. Are you dead yet?
    • Yes
    • No
    • ...
    • YEAH BABY YEAH
    • CONGRATUALATIONS!!!! you are dead
  9. Have you ever been shot in the leg and died?
    • Yes
    • No
    • stupid question
    • by myself or by somebody else?
    • All of these are stupid questions....
  10. Have you ever been irish?
    • I am irish
    • yinder hinder ginder (irish talk)
    • yarr i have me own pot o gold rrrite ere!
    • No...just no...
    • happy saint paddys day!
  11. "Yeah baby yeah!" which famous icon said that in a film?
    • Austin Powers!.... idiot.... (to Dr Evil)
    • Bruce Lee (to angelina jolie)
    • Mike Myers (to princess fiona)
    • Woody (to buzz)
    • obviously! geez...
  12. You are dead
    • really?
    • OMG OMG OMG!!
    • no im not
    • steak
    • everybody loves steak! (except for vegetarians...and trees)

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