Who are you in Figgleton? Mims people edition.

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your mum is a beautiful lady but man needs ti chull shes a bare yute when shes got a shot of tequila donw her u get what im saying bruh u get me bruh ye

Created by: mils

Dream career?
- Something with cars
- Anything with people! Maybe a restaurant or a shop or somerthing
- Something glamorous. Makeup, modelling, hair, that stuff
- I want a sugar daddy to pay all my expenses. Imagine me doing manual labour. Pathetic.
- Career?
- Something to do with law. Detective, lawyer, murderer, that stuff...
During the 'nasty' what's your favourite position?
- Doggy
- Missonary
- Cowgirl
- You guys are having s3x? My wife hasnt wanted me in the past two years.
- Anything in front of a mirror, I want to watch myself come.
You need a plop at your significant others house. WHat do you do?
- Just do it! Poo is nothing to be embarrassed about, you silly goose.
- Do it but be embarrassed
- Hold it in as long as possible and crap myself in the car home.
- Leave and cry myself to sleep for the next week.
A hooker approaches your car one night. What do you do?
- come and run, naturally
- have s3x with her before paying her off and never thinking about the encounter again
- ask her where she got her GOD AWFUL hair extensions before speeding off and accidnetly running over her foot.
- decline politely however end up being talked into having s3x with her anyway.
- Say no.
You have suspicions your partner is CHEATING!! What do you do?
- Glock to the head, easy.
- Cry and forgive him before apologising for not being good enough.
- PFFFTTTT they were punching above their weight anyway.
- confront them
- cheat back with someone hotter.
You accidantally wander into an adoption home, and before you can leave a snotnosed little child latches onto your arm and begins to call you mummy/daddy. The person working there explains to you that both their parents died tragically in front of them. WHat do you do?
- *Sighs* I guess I'm taking you home.
- Kick the disgusting little creature off because how dare it get its sticky fingers all over my burberry jacket??????
- Sign the paperwork and eventually take it home
- Decline but feel bad later
Peter Raj, the local fiend, has an obsession with you. How do you handle this situation?
- Sleep with him.
- Call the feds
- politely ask him to stop
- set him up with your enemy.
Favourite place in figgleton?
- The peasant's shops. Primark, aldi, lidl. sharons shoe shop. GIVE IT TO ME
- Posh park & crystals
- The clubs and restaurants
- the airport to get the HELL out of there
- prison idk
Your dream car?
- A landrover or something edgy like that. Big wheels
- a motorbike
- a pink lamborghini with white leather seats
- A grey vauxhal corsa from 2012
- Sports car
The most important thing in a relationship for you?
- A hot body (the other person, obviously. mine is perfection in human form)
- trust!!!
- love.
- good s3x
- mutual stability.

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