Which South Park Character Are You?

Some people like South Park. Some people love South Park. Some people are South Park nerds and some people are so completely possessed that they have tried everything that Cartman has done!

Are you Cartman? Or Kenny? Or the superbest friends, Stan and Kyle? Maybe even you're YOU! Nah, joking. So, you think you can wrap your head around these questions? Try this quiz and find out!!!

Created by: Shay-Lee

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. If you saw a kid being beaten up by a bigger kid, what would you do?
  2. You're walking along a deserted street and you've just been rejected by your girlfriend/boyfriend. You see somebody crying on the sidewalk. You:
  3. Your English paper that you worked really hard for is finally being handed out. You find that you got a C- on yours - and worse, your best friend gets an A! You:
  4. Your mum has just told you exactly where babies come from and the many ways they can be made. What do you do?
  5. Your best friend is in a "brand new religion" and is encouraging you to join up. You:
  6. Everybody's invted to a party this weekend, but you aren't invited and seem to be the only one. What do you do?
  7. Your dork of a cousin is coming to stay again! You hate him and want to get rid of him so much that you:
  8. You get a disease and your friend(ish) finds it hilarious. What do you do?
  9. What are you best known for?
  10. Which of the below are you most likely to say?
  11. Ok, last question. If you could meet one celebrity, who would it be?

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Quiz topic: Which South Park Character am I?