Which Overtex Character Would Date You

Mari shrugged, “Looks pretty normal to me.. Maybe we got lucky enough to go home?” Taliah plopped down beside me, her typical smirk plastered on her face. I paused my zoning out to look at her. “Guess what I ship?” I stared blankly at her. “...no.” I said after a few awkward moments, before glancing at a nearby beetle on the ground. It slowly skittered across the sidewalk, its short antenna twitching as it searched for something. Taliah rolled her eyes, poking the side of my face. “Waffle cri-” I nudged her in slight irritation. “Yeah. I know. You tell me that every day.” Clare tilted forward, making eye contact with Taliah. Clare then turned over to me, sharing Taliah’s smirk. “Waffle. Waffle.” She repeated it a few times. Taliah clapped her hands excitedly, beginning to chant. After a moment, they were both repeating “WAFFLE!” in my ear. I crossed my arms, grumbling in disdain as they shouted the illegitimate word. Kel sprang up, his eyes widening.

“Yo, guys! Lets go to Waffle House!” He waved his arms excitedly. We all looked at him. “Uh- sure. Where is the nearest waffle house..?” Mari asked, scanning the area. We were standing in the middle of the street, in what I assumed to be Faraway. Kel shrugged. “Eh, I dunno. Maybe we can just buy waffles from Othermart or something..” His voice had slight disappointment as his gaze switched to the sky. “Wait-” Sunny began, “Do we have money..?” We all checked our pockets. I actually found something: A vibrant lime green bag labelled “THOSE DRIED CHERRIES AND CRANBERRIES SOLD AT SCHOOL.” I flipped it over to read the nutrition facts. “Sold only at STEM School Highlands Ranch. Now with 10% less omosun!” Taliah stood before me, reading it as well. ‘Ten percent less… omosun..? What does that mean?” Uncertain, I tossed them behind me, hiding the Omosun berries in a rabbitbrush bush. “Uh- okay… I have an idea. How about half of us go look for Othermart, and the other half goes to look for Waffle House?” Juliet suggested. Everyone thought for a moment. “Wait- what if we can’t find each other? Splitting up might not be the best idea until we are certain this dimension is safe.” We all thought for a moment. “Well… Lets just- all meet back here or something, I dunno… I’m going to Waffle House! C’mon, Sunny!” Juliet shouted. She pivoted, and ran down the street. We all watched her go, staring in awkward silence. “..I should uh- go… deal with that…” I shrugged, following. Sunny followed…