Which Goof of Goof Nation Are You?

Are you a goof? Not sure? Or are you sure and you're not sure what species? Or maybe you're sure you're not but just want the affirmation from a professional goof quiz so that you can officially tell all your goofy peers your reasoning that you appear to exist only to wreck their fun.

Whatever your reason for taking a goof quiz is: here it is. In all of its original glory and grace. The ultimate 10-question quiz that is sure to give you a complete and accurate result as to which goof species you are and explain to you just what goof-esque traits you were born into this world—or, just to be cautious that I'm politically correct, your homeworld—with. So, without further ado, delay, or etcetera, here's the quiz:

Created by: Goof Nation Ent

You break into someone's house. What's the first thing you're going for?
- The fridge—checkin if they got somethin good for me to eat
- The stove—can't break into a house and not check out the appliances
- Anything valuable—gotta get that bag
- The homeowner—homie don't know what they got comin
- The backdoor—I gotta check out their yard
You post a selfie of yourself in front of your house on social media. What is one detail you notice right after posting it?
- Why do I look so generic?
- Gosh, those are some good teeth
- Why does my house look a tiny bit like the Eiffel Tower?
- I hope my partner doesn't notice I ate their favorite lawn chair
- I wanna steal that watch—oh wait thats mine
- That roof looks mighty fine to jump from
You have a 2-minute snack break at work/school. Your choice of delicacy?
- A chair from the cafeteria
- Eating snacks is for the weak
- Whatever the next person I pass by is holding
- Biscuit
- Pan-fried drywall
You witness a child fall in the street, get up, and film a video of themself crying. What do you do?
- Laugh and walk off as it must not have been that bad
- Film and hope to wrack up views from their misfortune
- Ask to give an eye-witness account in their video
- Try to steal their phone while they're distracted
- Crash their video by testifying against them, claiming the fall was a hoax and their reaction is a view-farming tactic
- Crash their video and looksmaxx
Another goof you've been dying to hang with asks to go to the theatre with you. Which movie are you suggesting?
- One Bullet (Action)
- Two Touches (Romance)
- Three Eiffel Towers (Adventure)
- Four Choices (Drama)
- Five Evenings At Jeddies (Horror)
- Six Nukes (Comedy)
You tell your best joke, that you've been curating and perfecting all afternoon, to your homegoof and they don't react or laugh. What you doin?
- Laugh awkwardly and walk away
- Laugh because it was funny and they must be braindead at the moment
- Square across the jaw
- Tell them they will never hear another joke from me again and they should go home and rethink life
- Show them a picture of the Eiffel Tower to make them forget I ever told a joke
- I would never tell a joke
You are trapped in a massive spinning washing machine for 3 hours. What are you doing the whole time?
- Screaming and crying
- Enjoying the ride
- Filming as much as I can
- Nah I'm breakin the whole machine in the first 5 minutes
- Getting my glock ready for whenever I come face to face with whoever put me in
You finally get to visit the REAL Eiffel Tower. What is the first thing you do?
- Eat it
- Wrap my tongue around it
- Take a photo and claim on social media that I built it
- Ask chat what dish I should make out of it and which seasoning would go best with it
- Ask someone to take a photo of me in front of it
- The tourists around here are rich so I'll see if I can mog a few
You are forced on a dating show and have to choose between three goofs. Which do you choose?
- Rebellious, tea-drinking, peanut-roasting fisher
- Serene, tatted-up, biscuit-loving pro-swimmer
- Extroverted, carpentry-aspiring, nature-loving, pro-chef
You are granted a coupon for one free item from a local goofermarket regardless of value. What do you choose
- A $1,500 watch
- Professional vlogging camera
- A case o' bullets
- A cash register
- A tile off their floor to make a delicacy out of

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