What's Your Malfunction

Everyone these days has something wrong with them, right? WRONG! Some few, very select individuals HAVE no malfunctions--- it's all hype by pharmaceutical companies and governments trying to control you, your expressions and individuality. On the other hand, something COULD be very, very wrong with you. And you'd want to know your malfunction, wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU??!??

So what IS your malfunction? Do you REALLY want to know? Maybe it's time for you to put that bottle of Prozac away--- discovering that really, it's the rest of the world that's going to Hell in a handbasket. Or maybe, just maybe, you OUGHT to pick that bottle of Prozac up. You might just have too many malfunctions to name. Only answering this quiz will help you find out...

Created by: Mally

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. There are 12 cents in your pocket. A vagabond begs for your change. Do you:
  2. As you walk past the library, you notice that a book is laying on the ground beside the book drop box. Do you:
  3. A person is romantically interested in you, but you have no sexual inclination towards him/her. Do you:
  4. What is your favorite color?
  5. You would describe yourself as:
  6. You wake up one morning and find yourself in prison. What is your likeliest offense?
  7. Is your dream house:
  8. You have just been fired. What are you likeliest to do:
  9. Everyone knows that fairy tales are loosely based on reality. The REAL "Snow White" was probably:
  10. You are on a desert island. What is the one thing you've managed tosnag from your shipwreck?
  11. If you could invite anybody to your dinner party, who would it be?
  12. Starving, you must eat one of the following. Which is the lesser of evils?

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