What random food/animal/object are you?

Have you ever been sitting around while staring at all the strangely-shaped clouds in sky and wondered "what if I wasn't human?" Well, wonder no more. Soon you'll have your answer!

Answer the questions below and allow yourself to break free from your human body! Are you a refrigerator? A hot fudge sundae? A unicycle? It's time to find out!

Created by: ICEE CHILL

Someone is standing by the top of a staircase with their back turned to you. What do you do?
- Nothing.
- Stare at their booty.
- Push them down the stairs and laugh.
- Ask them if they want to get out of here and compete in an intense Tiddlywinks tournament.
- Put a hand in front of you and pinch your fingers together to make it look like you're crushing their head.
- Yell at them to get their attention and start twerking on the ceiling.
- Thow a poptart at them.
- Tell them to get out of way and threaten to pee on them if they refuse.
Where's your favorite place to go to the bathroom?
- A toilet.
- A hole in the ground.
- A hole in the ceiling.
- In my favorite corner.
- On someone's breakfast.
- On top of someone's car.
- In the middle of a busy hallway.
- Next to the toilet.
Do you believe that clouds are evil?
- ... What?
- Yes, clouds are EVIL! We must stop them!
- No way, all my best friends are clouds.
- Maybe.
- Clouds aren't real.
- What was the question again? I was too busy staring at clouds.
Pick the word that stands out to you the most!
- Turtle
- Ketchup
- Chains
- Volcano
- Laser
- Word
- Sixty-nine
- All of the above!
You're at a restaurant and the waiter gets your order wrong. How do you react?
- I'll just eat it as is, it's not a big deal.
- That's not what I ordered! I demand to speak to your manager!
- Flail on top of the table and throw food around.
- Pee on the waiter.
- Politely send it back, it's not what I ordered.
- Run around knocking everyone's food off the table until you get what you want.
- Kick a few tables out of the way to make some room and draw numbers on the floor with condiments for a special restaurant edition hopscotch! That will show them!
- Demand to play a game of Tiddlywinks with the manager. The loser has to pay the bill.
Choose a shape!
- Rectangle
- Oval
- Triangle
- Hexagon
- Square
- Circle
- Star
- Heart
You're driving a car and you see a person jaywalking. What do you do?
- Hit the breaks so I don't run the fool over.
- Keep driving and run them over. I have places to be!
- Press a button to activate your car wings and fly over them.
- Ghost ride the whip across the road with them and cause a traffic jam.
- Honk your ABC's at them.
- Pull over to inform the lucky jaywalker that they have won a free milkshake.
- Pretend that I'm hitting the breaks so they can cross, then stomp on the gas and flatten them anyway.
- Throw your stained pants out the window at them as you drive by.
You're waiting to ride your favorite roller coaster, but the line is really long. What do you do to pass the time?
- Stand there and wait patiently.
- Spice things up by crab walking in line instead of regular walking.
- Crawl over everyone else like a bridge to the front of a line.
- Crap my pants to clear out the line.
- Push them all down like dominoes and get on the ride.
Pick a number!
- 6
- 421
- 712
- 59
- 862
- 258
- 11
- INFINITY!
You're almost finished with the quiz! Are you ready for your true form to finally be revealed?
- Yes.
- No, I'm not ready yet!
- Yes, it's time for me to leave my human body behind and TRANSFORM!
- That depends. Will there be muffins?
- Show me my results already!
- Maybe.
- I've trimmed my mustache and I'm ready to rock and roll!
- Yes, I'm ready for my new life to begin!
Alright, one last question. Choose an element!
- Fire
- Ice
- Air
- Lightning
- Water
- Earth
- Metal
- Spaghetti

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