What kind of genius are you?

You've gone to the websites. You've taken the tests. Timed, untimed, short, long, it doesn't matter. You scored 430 on every internet IQ test you could find because you're a freaking genius, not because one out of seven people actually will pay $20 to have a receipt that says they're smart RIGHT ON IT.

So get on with it. You're a genius, right? You, and only you, you magnificently individualized flesh glob. It's free, so there couldn't possibly be any ulterior motive. Find out once and for all to just which magical land of geniuses-only concentration camps that website was aiming to cart you off toward.

Created by: Capnplank
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What is your annual salary?
  2. Group 1: Square, circle, circle, square; Group 2: Circle, square, square, circle; Group 3: Circle, square, square, circle; Group 4: ?
  3. How well do you usually do on questions like that?
  4. 25, 49, 121, 169, 289, 361, 529, 841, X What number should X be?
  5. How well do you usually do on questions like that?
  6. Glove is to hand as hat is to
  7. How well do you usually do on questions like that?
  8. Group 1) 15, 14, 5; Group 2) 20, 23, 15; Group 3) 20, 8, 18, 5, 5; Group 4) 6, 15, 21, 18; Group 5) ?
  9. How well do you usually do on questions like that?
  10. Complete the following expression: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and _____"
  11. Joe, Peter, and Steven are standing at a urinal trough. Joe is longer than Steven. Steven is shorter than Peter. Would the statement "Joe is longer than Peter." be true?
  12. If you were in prison and you shared a cell with a Saturday New York Times Crossword Puzzle, which one of you would wind up taking it in the end?
  13. A1 = Sun Chips; B2 = Trail Mix; C3 = Snickers Cruncher; D4 = ?

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