Ultimate White and Nerdy Quiz

They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy

Think Mr. Yankovic wrote that song about you? Better take this quiz to see just how nerdically-endowed (and melanin-deprived) you are!!! Only then can you truly claim your moniker of WHITE AND NERDY!

Created by: Benjie

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Were you first in your class?
  2. Were you first in your class?
  3. Did you go to an IT?
  4. Did you go to college in Massachusetts?
  5. Do you consider yourself a champion at D&D?
  6. Is MC Escher your favorite MC?
  7. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea?
  8. My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary?
  9. All of my action figures are cherry.
  10. Stephen Hawking's in my library
  11. Your MySpace page all totally pimped out? Got people beggin' for your top eight spaces?
  12. Know pi to a thousand places?
  13. Ain't got no grills but still wear braces?
  14. Order all your sandwiches with mayonnaise?
  15. Wiz at Minesweeper, you could play for days?
  16. There's no killer app you haven't run?
  17. At PASCAL you're number one!
  18. Do vector calculus just for fun?
  19. Ain't got a gat, but got a soldering gun?
  20. Happy Days your favorite theme song?
  21. Could kick butt in a game of ping pong?
  22. Ace any trivia quiz brought on?
  23. Fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon?
  24. Own a Segway?
  25. Collect X-Men comics?
  26. Pocket protector? Ergonomic keyboard?
  27. Shop online for writeable media?
  28. Edit wikipedia?
  29. Memorized Holy Grail really well and can recite it right now and have me R-O-T-F-L-O-L?
  30. Got a business doing websites?
  31. Got a homepage for your dog?
  32. Got a fanny pack from the gap?
  33. Get freaky at night with bubble wrap?
  34. In AV club? Glee club? How about the chess team?
  35. Was the only question you ever thought was hard was "Do you like Kirk or Picard?"
  36. Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair?
  37. Got your name on your underwear.
  38. FINAL QUESTION: So...how about that STAR WARS Christmas Special?

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