The Sorting Hat
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all. There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be . . .
Please answer the following questions to decide apon your house. Will it be the Brave Gryffindor? The Friendly Hufflepuffs? The Sly Slytherins? Or the Wise Ravenclaws? Please Proceed!