The Boyanoski Factor
For generations, the U.S. government has denied existence of what it calls the Boyanoski Factor. But it exists. It is a gene that causes temporary insanity, drunkeness and the occasional fistfight. We have reason to fear that you may be infected with this gene.
Please for the sake of you and the surrounding community, please take this test. The government needs to know if you are at risk. There are rumors that the gene has spread from its origins in Northeast Pa, and has spread across most of the Eastern U.S. There are some fears that the gene may be spreading in schools.
Created by: John Boyanoski