NCIS quotes quiz: who said what?

NCIS QUOTES QUIZ: WHO SAID WHAT? Welcome to my NCIS quotes quiz! Are you the biggest fan of this show? Answer the following 45 questions and you'll find out!

Match each quote (from seasons 1-7) with the right character (you can choose among the 4 options given). At the end you will know from which episode each quote is taken. Ready Steady Go!!!

Created by: ncisaddicted
  1. "Why do I feel like a high school principal?"
  2. "Go. Unhydrate."
  3. "You find me a liver in that leg, and I'll estimate you a time of death."
  4. "I'm going to need you on your knees over here Kate. It's time to get dirty."
  5. "Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of autopsy table?"
  6. "Everyone has a cellphone, I have a cellphone."
  7. "I love it when you talk geek."
  8. "This guy is cleaner than cleaner, whiter than white. If you put him in a line up with snow, snow is going to jail."
  9. "I just got done playing furniture mover for this slightly demented old lady, and her pack of yappin hounds!"
  10. "I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence."
  11. "You may be smart, but my geek carries a gun!"
  12. "You were my sweet superhero, Kate."
  13. "Stop ignoring Abby. She's sensitive."
  14. "You might want to do something about your hair.It's sticking up a porcuswine....wrong word, like a porcu.....pig.The little animal with the little spikey's, yes?"
  15. "McGee, sometimes I think I love you."
  16. "She's got a photographic memory Probie, not a social disorder."
  17. "Now can I work alone?"
  18. "DiNozzo: Big 'D', little 'i', big 'N', little 'ozzo'."
  19. "Just admiring your feminine glow."
  20. "He doesn't deserve to sit."
  21. "I didn't touch him... Hardly at all."
  22. "Tony, your dying words will be, "I've seen this film"."
  23. "Palmer, how's "╦ťBlacklung' sound?"
  24. "Danger, intrigue, a damsel in distress...I'm actually looking forward to it."
  25. "Permission to hug?"
  26. "Probie, I have a pimple on my left buttox that is a better writer than you."
  27. "Friends of yours Elf Lord?"
  28. "When you look at me like that, McGee, I get this over-whelming urge to head slap you."
  29. "I'm dealing with my boat-phobia, Tony's dealing with his rat-phobia, and Ziva's dealing with her ghost-phobia.
  30. "Can I take a braincheck?"
  31. "Abbycadabra."
  32. "Well, we can't all be called "probie," can we?"
  33. "In the land of forensic science technology the mass spectrometer is king."
  34. "Good dog. Bad McGee!"
  35. "Reminds me of a time...a part of my life I will share with you later."
  36. "You touched my gun."
  37. "It's not the same. I miss them collectively. As a group. My three musketeers."
  38. "But it is illegal, right? Don't answer that. I know its illegal. I'm having fun."
  39. "After four months in the sub-basement, this is cozy. It's like march of the Penguins down there."
  40. "Didn't they teach you anything down there in Cyber-ville?"
  41. "Admit it and I will spare you one of your eyes."
  42. "I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paper clip."
  43. "I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome."
  44. "Couldn't live without you, I guess."
  45. "Okay. I'm coming. I'm going. I'm leaving."

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