Are you addicted to the Internet? Of course you are, look at you! Parked there in front of the computer like the slothful Jabba the Hut that you are. Better confirm your worst suspicions by taking Dr Bofly's patented Internet Addiction Test. Just so you know.
If you try to CHEAT during this test, I will personally come to your house and stab you right in the fvcking hand with this rest of this pie. Regards, Dr Botfly. ps, answering "C" for all questions like you did at school won't work. This test follows a numerical answer format. Luckily for you, it's not an Intelligence test. Knobface.