Internet Addiction

Are you addicted to the Internet? Of course you are, look at you! Parked there in front of the computer like the slothful Jabba the Hut that you are. Better confirm your worst suspicions by taking Dr Bofly's patented Internet Addiction Test. Just so you know.

If you try to CHEAT during this test, I will personally come to your house and stab you right in the fvcking hand with this rest of this pie. Regards, Dr Botfly. ps, answering "C" for all questions like you did at school won't work. This test follows a numerical answer format. Luckily for you, it's not an Intelligence test. Knobface.

Created by: Dr Botfly

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Why are you on the internet?
  2. How long do you use the internet each day?
  3. When another family member is using the computer do you
  4. How often do you argue with anonymous strangers on Internet forums.
  5. What do you like the best about the internet?
  6. How has the Internet affected you physically?
  7. To what degree of separation does your actual self differ from the person you "portray" in those GayLord internet forums?
  8. How often do you find yourself anticipating when you will go on-line again?
  9. When off-line, how often do you conduct internal dialogues with your anonymous Internet "friends"?
  10. How often do others in your life complain to you about the amount of time you spend on-line?

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