I can make you pee!

Do you have to pee? Do you want to pee? Then come take this quiz! I shall help you relieve yourself! PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE!

Just imagine relieving yourself without ever moving for where you are. It's so relaxing. peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Created by: Alexis

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. Based on a scale of 1-6 how bad do you have to pee?
  2. Drink 2 cups of water, then wait 15-20 minutes, after that, spread your legs and relax, think of the sound of water splashing against the water, and release all the tension in your body. BUT DON'T PEE!
  3. Imagine taking a test in the middle of class in a school (if you don't go to school just pretend) All of a sudden you have a desperate need to pee. You raise your hand but bring it straight back down when you realize that lifting your hand will only cause you to let go. You penguin-walk over to where your teacher is. You ask her to use the restroom, but she tells you no, since she hates the way your voice sounds. You are forced to go back to your seat, but once you sit down you feel a little bit of pee come out, and before you know it, you're relieving yourself in class, a soft psssssss sound fills the air.
  4. Ok, after reading that, how do you feel?
  5. Go and sit on the toilet with your pants and underwear down, but don't let yourself pee, then, for 2 seconds, let it out and try to stop yourself after those 2 seconds.
  6. Put your underwear back on. Now do 20 squats. And relax, thinking about the nice warm feeling of pee slowly trickling down your legs.
  7. Read this story: you were riding with a bunch of friends in the car when you felt the urge to pee. You ignored it for a good solid 30 minutes until it started to hurt. You sat in the back of the car, grabbing your crotch and silently begging for your fitness to stop. You ask your friends to stop for a bathroom break but they say no and laugh as they tell you that you can tough through it. You hold it for 15 more minutes before you feel a hot liquid in between your legs. Your friends are all talking in the front so you put your head back, panting, the feeling of relief is so good you let yourself pee. Not caring what your friends think when you have a humongous stain on your pants.
  8. Drink 2 cups of water, then press your crotch against a table or a counter.
  9. Now how much do you have to go?
  10. Now pee. But you can only pee where you are right now. Which means if you're not sitting on a toilet, you must pee your pants.
  11. Thanks for playing!

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