How much of a smart @ss are you?

Smart @sses come in rares these days.I have been devoted to yank them out of the closet and into the world.These poor creatures dont know how funny life is until they try to put their best foot forward and smart the @sses of all the people they know.

Are you out of the closet or do i need to yank you? Find out with this quiz. These questions will seem weird at first, but they all lead up to your awaited result.Can you make it to the top spot, no, i have, but you could be the next one under. Its all up to you now, good luck...

Created by: Keteni

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What is the first thing you say when you wake up in the morning?
  2. What two animals are you most like?
  3. What is your favorite color?
  4. Do you curse out George W. Bush when he comes on your tv?
  5. If somebody told you that your @ss was big, what would you do?
  6. I am the Queen of smart @ss, what do you say to that?
  7. what is your fav type of candy?
  8. Are you glad these questions are over?
  9. Just kidding. What is your fav holiday?
  10. Your in-laws call. What do you do? If you arent married, just pretend.

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Quiz topic: How much of a smart @ss am I?