How Maryland Eastern Shore Are You?
There are many different types of Marylanders. The Chesapeake Bay seperates us into a completley different world. They have guns, drugs, and violence. We have that here too, just not in the high amounts. We've got hillbillie firefighters, nutria, woods, swamps, and everything that you need to be a backwoods true Sho' Hillbillie. There are only a select few that we admit the the ranks of Eastern Sho' Hillbillie God, and if you are among these, than strap on the firehose boys and toss in the dentures!! It's goin to be a hot time in the town tonight!!
Contrary to popular belief Hillbillies are no smarter or dumber then a person from the city, though Hillbillies tend to enjoy the simpler pleasures in life, are laid back, have a penchant for homemade liquor, and have their own slang words. It is a gross misconception that Rednecks and Hillbillies are one in the same, in truth they are not. Hillbillies, don't date family members. Take this Survey and find out in Minutes if you are among the ranks of the best Eastern Sho' Hillbillies.
Created by: Julie