How Gary Sinise are you?

Gary Sinise is a true master of modern cinema. Writer, producer, director...lover. Some say he could end world hunger by his acting alone. I don't know much about that, I but do know he can cook a mean cheeseburger.

How Gary Sinise are you? Would you attach yourself to Tom Hanks hip or figure a Ben Affleck vehicle would be a better career move? Would you save the day or try to kill the hero? Take this quiz to explore your Gary Siniseness - you may be surprised what you find!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Which of these quotes could, possibly, be attributed to you?
"Careers, like rockets, don't always take off on time. The trick is to always keep the engine running."
"Sometimes you're in great demand. Then suddenly your career hits the breaks."
"Wherever I go for the military, they always call me Lt. Dan. They just can't help it."
"I did it. I always do it."
All of the above
If I were allowed to pick more than one quote, I'd pick all of the above.
If you lose your legs in Vietnam, you eventually (after many life-changing journeys) live out the rest of your life... one of the many drunken cripples in New York. a first-mate on a shrimping-boat, questioning God.
...with some "magic legs" and married to an Asian woman, perhaps due to your fond memory of Vietnamese hooker.
What is one of your favorite things?
Whiskers on kittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Schnitzel with noodles
Cream colored ponies
Conspiring against Nicolas Cage as heâ??s trying to figure out who murdered the Secretary Defense while the audience smacks their heads and says, â??What happened to Brian De Palma?â??
If you acted in one of the following space-based movies, which would later be classified as the worst mistake you ever made?
Apollo 13
Mission to Mars
You're offered a role in a film where you're revealed to be the bad guy in the last five minutes. Do you...
...immediately take the job as long as pay's involved?
...check your voicemail one last time to see if Tom Hanks called and then take the job?
...pass on the job because you know that everyone in the audience will know that you're the bad guy, thus making the movies not very exciting and further typecasting you?
Let's imagine you receive critical acclaim as a director for a movie entitled OF MICE AND MEN. Do you... another movie?
...take a roll in JACK THE BEAR and, eventually, REINDEER GAMES?
Of all the women in the world, how many of them would have sex with you if given the chance?
About one-tenth of the woman I've interacted with in the past.
Around half of the women in America.
All of them.
I'm a dude and I don't "do" women.
All I know is I'm a chick and I'd do Gary Sinese in a heartbeat (It's well-documented that Gary Sinese would have sex with himself)
Finally, what is your name?
None of the above
Heh. I thought I only had to do 10 questions. Apparently there are two more. Am I dumb?
You're just too Gary Sinese, I guess
Did you see Open Season?
Yes (Hint: This answer gives you a -6)

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