How Desperate are YOU

We know the bulls--- you talk, lets see how you measure up when it comes to sex, b----es/dudes in the bar, dry spells and the ever present task of takin matters into your own hands. Enough of the elephant in the room already, answer the few questions in this quiz to find out truely if you are normal, ridiculous or just down-right wrong for that!!!

We all have been here or there, or been faced with the scenerios in this quiz. So be honest, answer truthfully and you may just get a laugh out of the damn thing.

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
Have you ever used the opening line..."you as fine as a muthaf---a"
	yes
	no
	maybe once (you were too drunk to remember)
How many Drunk dials do you typically make to a potential boody call recipient?
	One call to your favorite boody call
	One call to each of the top 5 on your boody list
	Or every number in your phone as many times as it takes for someone (anyone) to actually take your 3 am phone call
If it's getting close to 4 am, and it's closing time, and you haven't snagged a potential new hook-up yet you:
	Plan on f---ing the next able body that stumbles past
	you go home and chalk it up to a loss and blame it on the big 10 game that has everyone in for the night
	What kind of bars are open till 4 am jeezzzlouisssee
	Go home and use your rabbit/gigi which ever applies (or who knows maybe both) i've heard the gigi can be used in lou of a penis pump
If you are really horny you will probably callo your ex knowing it will be a decent fu*k but most likely will procure either battered and bruised egos or a visit from the law :)
	I've done it (wasn't the best of my decisions, but we all fuk up)
	when I have had (apparantly) too much to drink
	never eva neva eva eva
Is your name mary, bill, leroy, earline or frances?
	yes
	no
Do you tend to wander aim-lessly to a local bar (when you go out with your hommies, no date) on weekends or weekdays?
	weekends
	weekdays
	good mix of either, depending on if the a new episode of "workout" is on or now
Are you doing all the above while married
	yes
	no
	define married
	Does it count if you don't care too much for your spouse?
Are you pretty sure your ex created this quiz just for you dammit!!
	hell noo
	<Jason >(fill the blank with any name you choose) is that you
	How did you freakin know!
	Wouldn't know don't have an ex that probably gives a s--- enough
Last time you heard or said "your my daddy"
	last night
	just a minute ago
	never
	Sure you've heard or said it but don't know how the hell long its been
How often do you REALLY masturbate?
	once a month
	daily
	once a week
	hardly 6-10 times a year
	too often to keep track (more than once a day)
	You've gotta be kidding me, masturbation is from the devil

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