How big is the Alkmarian in you?

There are people who claim to know Alkmaar, people who claim to have felt the magical power of the cheese on the cheese market and claim to know other places to get drunk than het Waagplein, people who claim to have left some chewinggum in de Kauwgomsteeg and people to know their way through every alley in de Achterdam...

Prove that there's Alkmarian blood flowing through your veins and that you own a copy of Bertje Doperwtje's "Lust je ook peultjes?" album, know an anti Ajax song or two, you know the Beatlesmuseum inside out and that there is more than one bar to get drunk....