Funny and True Statements 3

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Created by: Fallout3

  1. A child's greatest period of growth is always the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.
  3. Evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
  4. You always have a ton of contacts on your phone just so you can avoid certain people when they call.
  5. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and buy more stuff.
  6. The three words guaranteed to humiliate men: "Hold my purse."
  7. The problem with drinking and driving is that the trees defend themselves very well.
  8. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
  9. There's always that awkward moment when you forget to bring something to read in the bathroom and you start reading the shampoo bottle.
  10. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
  11. Teamwork: A chance to blame someone else.
  12. The world can't possibly end in 2012. Some expiration dates are in 2013.
  13. The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
  14. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
  15. Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
  16. The only real diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
  17. 80% of the final exam is always based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
  18. A smile will get you pretty far...but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
  19. Children are natural mimics who act just like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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