a month ago
Cats huffed. “There were eight! What was I supposed to do?!”
Pandas tilted his head. “…I don’t know, portal? Fly? That was years before the…” He choked on laughter. “…Tree incident-“
Cats glared are him. “And I’d practically only just figured out how portals worked!”
a month ago
Tommy wheezed harder. "Why were you even in the forest with a bunch of wolves?"
a month ago
Cats look exasperated. “You think I live in a house?!”
Pandas snorted. “You should! Foolish does, Bad does, I do-“
Cats cut him off. “-and I am a CAT.”
a month ago
"Half cat," Tommy said. "Right? You can be human too-"
a month ago
Cats blinked. “I’m a shadow. I can technically shapeshift. With the shadows.”
Pandas tilted his head. “But when first given life, their first form was a cat. They stuck to it. And besides, they barely know how to do anything with any other form, it took like a solid god-year for them to get used to being a human.”
“Two legs! Not four!” Cats protested.
a month ago
Tommy laughed.
"Is it that weird?" Wilbur asked.
a month ago
Cats huffed. “Yes! It is! You’d think it weird too if you had been walking on four for 5000 mortal years!”
“10 god years. Not that long for them.” Pandas added in.
a month ago
"Still-" Wilbur said with a shrug. "Is time different for you guys? Like is a day shorter for you than it is for us?"
a month ago
Pandas shook his head. “We just age slower. Not physically. More… mentally. As you can see.”
Cats looked offended. “Hey!”
a month ago
Tommy burst out laughing again, covering his mouth with his hand to stop himself.
a month ago
Cats blinked. “If you ever get immortality I will murder you a thousand times over-“
“No, you won’t.” Pandas said in a slight warning tone.
a month ago
Tommy laughed harder. "Gods- You're treated like such a child-"
a month ago
Pandas blinked. “They are one.”
Cats hissed, and claws shot out from their fingertips. Before they could claw Pandas’s face off, Pandas grabbed their wrist firmly and gave them a look. Cats huffed. “XD! YOUR BROTHER IS BULLYING ME!”
a month ago
"You bully him," XD said, finally appearing.
a month ago
Cats hissed. “Let me CLAW HIM-“
Pandas blinked. And wheezed quietly. Cats was not pleased.