This is 100% accurate. A completely true story.
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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known. Even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life, Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."
"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now!"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day, and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
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Rayray_EO NewbieI'm not even gonna say anything.....
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Kepler NoviceAwesome satire is awesome. :D
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although satire, I couldn't help feeling like gouging my eyes out as I read this.
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I'm ROFLing all over the place, bro.
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Kepler NoviceYou know, this sounds like the kind of story the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 would tell. XD
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O.o weird...
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LMFAO bro. I needed something like this.
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My pet rock Carl wants you to know that he was the rock. He said that day was pretty rocking.
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That was EPIC!
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