Think you have swag b----????

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Thread Topic: Think you have swag b----????

  • EmmaRoks Newbie
    What the swag did you just f---ing yolo about me, you little wayne? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and Ive been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and Im the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the f--- out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f---ing hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, f---er. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. Youre f---ing dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. Youre f---ing dead, nikka.
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    CherryBombRiots Experienced
    Cool story bro. Tell it again.
  • EmmaRoks Newbie
    What in Davy Jones locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Ill have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Ive led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o swag. Ill have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o monsoon thatll wipe ye off the map. Youre sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in oer seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and Ill damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldnt, ye didnt, and now yell pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. Ill s--- fury all over ye and yell drown in the depths o it. Youre fish food now
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    CherryBombRiots Experienced
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of Japan and Im responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and Im the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you cant even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million different ways, and thats just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little clever statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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    Kepler Novice
    My favorite is the pirate. XD
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    Sure. Have fun with your 'swag'.
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    The Geek Junior
    Just remember I don't like lettuce on my big mac and we're cool.
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    GoddessA Novice
    S.W.A.G = Secreatly we are Gay. A group made by a group of gay men to hide it in hollywood.
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    Hephaestuschild Hot Shot
    xD Ana.
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    Hikaru Katsu Advanced
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    zomgirl Experienced
    Swag- free stuff
  • EmmaRoks Newbie
    SWEG
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    cuteyjackie Novice
    ^ You spelled it wrong.
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    rockstar98 Junior
    lol some people just dont get it man. Having swagger is in your demeanor. In the way you carry yourself, and the confidence you exude. Swagger is NOT your clothing.
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    ThornedRose Junior
    Jay sounds funny when he says swagger. :3

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