Joke Thread
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Thread Topic: Joke Thread
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven. -
Two men walk into a bar.The third one ducked.
So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
And my favorite bar joke: Two nuns, a pirate, and a man carrying a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" -
xD
Stubbing your toe and saying ow even though it didn't hurt. -
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall
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What does a blonde get when she dyes her hair?
Artificial intelligence. xD -
Wait, wait, I've got another bar joke, for the fans of classic fantasy out there...
A dwarf walks out of a bar. -
@Kepler XDDDDDD
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Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash. -
Here's the corny joke I posted in the "15 Challenges" thread in Psychology and Personality:
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. -
@Kepler Oh wow. rofl
How do you keep a friend in suspense?
I'll tell you later... -
So there's two guys in a bar on the twentieth floor. The first guy says to the other,
"If you jump outta the window, you'll come back in at ten." The second guy doesn't belive him, so the first guys says I'll prove it. He jumps out and swooshes back in. He runs back, and the 2nd guy still doesnt believe him....So he tries it himself. He falls and splats on the ground.
The baretender looks at the first, and says,
"SUPERMAN! Your a real a--hole when you're drunk." -
*laughing* I like that joke Wolf!
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Hehe. Thank you. I have another one. One seoond...
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I've seen a lot of blonde jokes here, so I'll tell one relating to that. And also walking into a bar. XD
A guy goes into a bar and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says "There is a man in this bar who weighs 200 pounds and is the leader of a biker gang, and he is a blonde. There is also a man in this bar who is a professional wrestler, and he is a blonde. And there is a football player in this bar at the table behind you, and he is also a blonde. Still want to tell that blonde joke?" The guy shakes his head and says, "Not if I have to explain it three times." -
Three girls are taking the 100 steps to Heaven. On each step, a person tells a joke, and you can't laugh.
The first girl loses at the 1st step.
The second girl loses at the 50th step.
And the third girl is on the 99th step, and before the guy tells his joke, she begins laughing hysterically.
The guy says, "Why are you laughing??"
The girl, still laughing, says, "I JUST GOT THE FIRST JOKE!!!!"
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