Joke Thread
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Thread Topic: Joke Thread
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@Kep: xD
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What do gay horses eat?
Haaayyyyy. c; -
@Vege: xP
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler to have the evening off. The couple went to the ball and dinner.
After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that she was horrible bored and that she preferred to go home.
The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners.
So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer.
She moved forward and whispered in his ear.
"Take off my dress," she said.
"Now take off my undergarments..."
"Next remove my shoes and stockings."
"Now remove my garter belt"
She then looked deep into his eyes and shouted, "Now, the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!!!" -
XDDD
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Just because I'm Mexican doesn't mean I'll mow your lawn for 10 dollars.
I'll do it for 15. -
xD
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Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation ! -
Here's a really geeky one about quantum mechanics.
Heisenberg and Schrdinger are driving in a car when a police officer pulls them over. He says to Heisenberg, who is driving, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know exactly where we are." The police officer stares at him for a second, and says, "For your information, you were going seventy-three miles per hour." Heisenberg looks out the window and says "Great. Now we're lost." The police officer says "Are you on drugs or something? Get out of the car, you two, I'm checking out this car." So the police officer opens the trunk of the car, and says "Sirs, are you aware that there is a dead cat in the trunk of your car?" Schrdinger looks at the police officer and yells, "We do now, jerkwad!" -
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!" -
Huh. It doesn't like the o in Schrodinger for some reason.
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If you live in a small town, when you don't know what you're doing... someone else does.
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Ooh, I just remembered another one.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. -
So, my father went to a ballet once, but he didn't like it. He couldn't tell who won.
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Do yo momma jokes count?
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