Woot.
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Thread Topic: Woot.
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*rapes
Ozzy: And German beer kicks ASS!
Me: Yeah. Someones had a little too MUCH German beer.
Ozzy: Who?
Me: *facedesk* -
Ozzy: Ohhhh! Me?
Me: No. That rainbow unicorn princess
Ozzy: Ain't that your code for Hitlah?
Me: Yes. That's my code for "hitlah". I was being sarcastic.
Ozzy: ._. How rude. -
Me: Sir, have you been drinking?
Ozzy: Sir, Have YOU been drinking?
Me: *LAWL* -
Ozzy: Wanna see what's in my shorts?
Me: You sick b------.
Ozzy: Noo! *sticks hand down shorts and pulls out lollipop* See? Lollipop :D
Me: Please help this sick, sick person.
Ozzy: It was for my girlfriend but I dunno where she is! -
OZZE! -tackle hugs-
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OMG OZZE OZZY
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OZZE. I AM A FISH.
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:DDDDDDD -tackle hugs Ozzy also- I MISSED YOU HOES.
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Me: AMAZING SELENA.
Ozzy: *tackled hugged* Damn duudeeeee! My leather shorts are too f---ing tight for that s---ttt! -
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TOO BAD.
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Ozzy: *gigglez* Can I f--- you?
Me: o.o -
Uhm... You can fuck me forcefully, I guess.
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Ozzy: Is that a yes? Cos I cant feel my d--- and I wanna make shuuuure it still works.
Me: .___________________. -
I said forcefully so sure..? o_o
-whispers to Ozze- Help me.. xD
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