Mark Zuckerberg is dead

Thread Topic: Mark Zuckerberg is dead

NANYA Newbie

13 years ago

Mark Zuckerberg was murdered yesterday. He was tied to a chair in a basement and beaten to death on his honeymoon. The assasins who killed him accidently sent me the video of him being beaten to death. It won't show up in the media for a while unless its leaked. They're going to pretend he's alive. He was my inspiration for life. But we should keep him alive in our memories. This is to Zuckerberg:
I believe in some kind of afterlife on Earth, so maybe you can see this. You didn't deserve this. I never knew you, but seeing what I did... it effects me. I care about you now. I looked up to you in life. Your short life CHANGED lives. You should be proud of yourself. I hope you didn't suffer greatly. I hope you are happy wherever you are. Goodbye.
dannylover321 Novice

13 years ago

What happened
OZZYIOMMI Senior

13 years ago

Yay! No more Facebook!
NANYA Newbie

13 years ago

You sicko
Hunteriscool Experienced

13 years ago

This is retarded.
Anastasia Hot Shot

13 years ago

Yeah, because this dude is totally going to be on GoToQuiz if he's a walking spirit. xP
NANYA Newbie

13 years ago

I dont know, anastasia, im not very logical right now. I've been awake since yesterday too.
Anastasia Hot Shot

13 years ago

Then get some sleep, dear.
NANYA Newbie

13 years ago

I'm afraid to have a nightmare... Im traumatized
NANYA Newbie

13 years ago

Maybe I should have a alarm and wake up every 30 minutes and go back to sleep

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