Dude she never loved you
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Thread Topic: Dude she never loved you
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*BF&GF*
BF:Do you want to?
GF:Idk, im kinda nurvous
BF:Dont be
GF:But it will be my first time..
BF:Ik, im happy I can be your first
GF:Ok, but im going to be screaming and holding onto you the whole time
BF:The rollercoaster isnt that scary babe -
@Teresa-#1-no #2-yes #3-because I feel like it.
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Moonwalking into jail, because you're a smooth criminal.
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Wow
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I ordered a pizza the other day, when she said the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?"
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza." -
where do you GET this stuff? (its HILARIOOS!)
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When I'm in the shower and I need to wash the shampoo out of my hair, I do so as fast as I can purely because it is the perfect time for a serial killer to strike.
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DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up -
A religious preacher came up to me the other day and asked if I believe in evolution or creationism.
I replied: I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard? -
If he's complimenting your shirt he's staring at your boobs
If he's complementing your pants he's staring at your ass
If he's complementing your shoes honey he's Gay -
Didn't know any of that. So how are things between you and Ba*****?
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@Teresa- really good....... except for the part when I had to wear a mistletoe Santa hat......
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Ooh, you deleted me off Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What's next, you throw a Fruit Loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
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Ooooo! :3
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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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