Sweet Clover Apiary
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Thread Topic: Sweet Clover Apiary
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      Just bought a bidet
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      Whut dat?
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      It's this thing you put on your toilet that squirts water to clean your bootyhole instead of toilet paper
It's more popular in European and Asian countries - 
    
      
      Ah
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      I wonder if we'll be the first couple who met on GTQ to get married
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      I should call my dad. He's not super thrilled about me having got up and moved across the country but I should probably tell him I'm engaged
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      He started crying
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      Last night I had a dream about Twin Peaks where I was Cooper but I also was a ladies' man š and had a bunch of gfs in the town
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      who were u dating?
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      They weren't actual characters unfortunately. Just women my head made up. I actually think one of them was based on one of my dolls
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      I was staying in the lodge and having to hide evidence of my other girlfriends from each girl
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      damn, im hiding from bob while u hiding girlfriend evidence
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      Even cheating on me in your dreams smh :(
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      I'm only monogamous irl because my fiance is hotter than 3 whole dream girlfriends combined
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      That's the only reason? >:(
 
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