The Internet Has Ruined Me.
Thread Topic: The Internet Has Ruined Me.
Philza, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Philza: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Tommy: We were out of Doritos.
Techno: Greetings, Humans.
Wilbur: Three kinds of people.
Ranboo: I want pudding.
Philza: Four kinds of people.
Tommy: WHAT’S UP F--KERS?
Wilbur: Five kinds of people.
hihi Chai :3
How is you?
bored and tired, but doin' okay.
Pretty good, just kinda tired
Dream: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Tubbo: Nope, absolutely not.
Fundy: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Ranboo: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Wilbur: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Tommy: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Ranboo: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Tubbo: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Philza: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Tubbo, learn to listen.
Tommy: What if it bites itself and I die?
Wilbur: That’s voodoo.
Niki: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Tubbo: That’s correlation, not causation.
Tommy: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Wilbur: That’s kinky.
Ranboo: Oh my God.
Sapnap: Who the f--k added me to a f--king group chat?
BadBoyHalo: >:O language!
Karl: Yeah, watch your f--king language.
Quackity: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KARL THE F--K WORD?!
Dream: 'The f--k word'.
George: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Karl: Oh my god they censored it.
Dream: Say f--k, Gogy.
Karl: Do it, Gogy. Say f--k.
gettin closer to 100 pages.
i'm gonna be kinda sad if someone just,
takes the first post.
i shouldn't say that,
bc it's a dumb thing to say,
but it seems true.
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
BadBoyHalo: Thanks fam!
Dream: oh no
Karl: *cries* I love you too
Sapnap: Sounds fake but okay.
George: *A flustered mess*
Quackity: can i get a refund?
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