N, at lunch (I don't have any friends 'cause am cringe, shy, n socially awkward), I decided to try something new by sitting in a group I actually liked. I sat by Hailey n Jack, who are pretty much meh favorite people; they're hilarious, lmho
Hailey started calling Jack a wooman, so I went along wit eet
I called dem both gay in sign language, den Jack called meh lesbian
I said; "Naw, you jus assumin. I calculatorsexual (Attracted to calculators). Can I date your calculator?"
After a while of conversation, I called heem a calculator
Hailey said dis; "Wot- you said you were calculatorsexual, so... YOU LIKE HEEM?"
LMHO, I FORGOT I EVEN SAID DAT
Meh: "Wot, nu-"
Jack: "ArE yOu HiTtInG oN mE?"
Meh: *Slaps heem*
Jack: "Wow, now you really hittin on meh"
Meh: UwU
Jack: "BuT yOu SaId YoU LiKeD cAlCuLaToRs"
Meh: "U a microwave"
Jack: "So I'm HOT?"
Meh: "NU, I DIDN'T MEAN- Ya know what, ur ice cream"
Jack: "I'm cool, now, eh? YOU REALLY ARE HITTING ON ME LMAO"
