Any jokes you know?
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Thread Topic: Any jokes you know?
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The lie detector
Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.
The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”
Son: “Yeah.”
Detector: “Beep.“
Son: “OK, OK, I was at the movies.”
Detector: “Beep.”
Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”
Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“
Detector: “Beep.”
Mother laughs: “Ha! He really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep.”
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Different meanings
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.”
(this one’s my favorite, it’s pretty weird though) -
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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An open ended question
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lol
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