Oh crap I yelled at a mod? Oh dear me, whatever shall I do? Did I actually yell at them? Did I? Did I? I need to know, what do I do now? Oh, it's because at night I'm just grumpy. Sorry everyone, hope you're not mad!
You literally said that you enjoyed being spiteful. You liked seeing other people hurt. That is a seriously messed up thing to say, not just the 'midnight grumps'.
I mean, nothings really stopping you from owning one. Some people do. But you cannot take them from the wild. You have to get one as a baby from another Komodo dragon that grew up captive. And even then, they can be aggressive and could potentially hurt you.