sighs loudly
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For every good fanfiction, there is an atrocity of a cliche waiting to be read. I wish I had a clone of me that didn't have other sht to do who could preview all of the work and weed out only the ones that appeal to me. I feel like I've wasted my time just clicking on that Lighthouse one.
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"Ehehe. He had a kitten sticker on his apron."
silently recognizes the first link as a good fanfiction -
it's literally so good I'm so happy I found it
I think I need a prescription for these headaches. They hurt my eyes and they never go away until I go to sleep and I'm so tired of it. -
Clone you would probably revolt at the social injustice. Just saying.
STOP READING BIPPER FANFICS -
.....Alright, I might consider that fair, but have you thought of the fact that I'd love to be able to do nothing but read this sht? And if I extended that purpose to finding decent music, fanart, shows, movies...? I can see a clone of myself being very happy with that.
IT'S BILLDIP AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME -
Huh. I guess I'm gonna go take whatever pain medication I can find in the cabinet.
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(someone please help me what pills are for pain)
(is Aleve pain medication)
(or is it Ibuprofen??) -
But would you be very happy with that? Going through endless stories and songs and shows, only for your findings to be enjoyed by someone else? Wouldn't you want to enjoy them as well?
YEAH I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SICK PLEASURES EITHER BECAUSE THAT SHIP IS NASTY -
I mean, I'd obviously get to enjoy them as well. I'd have to in order to give the other me a review. And I'd keep my clone company, which is really all I'd need.
I LOVE THIS SHIP YOU CAN'T STOP ME -
But would you get to enjoy them to the same degree? And which of you would be considered the original, the superior, the alpha?
I HAVE TO STOP YOU -
Yes. It would still be the first time I got to read them, and I would still love the characters. I would have to be the original. I would be the public face. There is no superior. The clone would have a lot easier of a time than I, since being exposed to other people is frequently stressful for me.
YOU CANNOT -
Alright, in order to make this discussion easier to follow, I'll be going by Maru, and my hypothetical clone will take the name Drug.
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But you're both you. I don't think you should have a clone.
BUT I MUST -
If I don't have someone absolutely identical to me, no one's ever going to put up with me. The stated purpose of this thread was joking, but having a clone for the purpose of simply having someone who knows me and who I know would be really great for me, I think.
THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER THAT WILL HAPPEN
I SHIP IT OVERNIGHT FOR A LOW FLAT RATE -
okay can we change the subject to something a little more pressing
this ash thing
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