Reading Through Old Thread
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Thread Topic: Reading Through Old Thread
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And my sister randomly says Slenderman
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Lol
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I laughed so hard the phone almost flew out of my hand
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meat paste
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:P
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this is so wrong :p
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!" -
Oh my goodness.. *laughs*
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what happened to the world
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It has went downhill xP
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "Thats nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
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O.O
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Wtf
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One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you doing, Mommy? The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. Well, sweetie, sometimes daddys tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out. The little girl replies, Well, mommy you really shouldnt bother with that. The mother has a confused look on her face, Why do you say that sweetheart? The little girl replies, Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.
WTF is right -
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