Finally home.
- Locked due to inactivity on Aug 4, '16 4:34pm
Thread Topic: Finally home.
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(break in)
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O_O
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What?
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like, seriously though. if I'm trying to hide from a psychopath, I'm screwed because the door between me and him is unlockable from the other side.
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Blockade the door. Arm yourself. Hide in the closet. Then burst out of the closet as the psychopath enters. Tell him you've loved him since you first laid eyes on him. Go in for a kiss. The psychopath will respond in one of two ways. He may get weirded out and abscond. This is your ticket. Flee. He may feel the same way about you, in which case, it would be incredibly hurtful to take it back, so congratulations. You've got a boyfriend.
If the psychopath is a girl, you're on your own. I guess you could throw s--- at her, but being gay isn't going to do much for her. -
first off, I'm not strictly gay. I'm bisexual.
secondly, not my point. the point is that if your going to make a lock, don't make it to where it can be unlocked from the other side. -
sighs
It wasn't a funny joke if I have to explain it, so I'm going to just accept my failure and not waste my time. Sorry about your lock, anyway.
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