Do you know how I relax after a long day?
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Thread Topic: Do you know how I relax after a long day?
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Vladimir Putin NewbieI curl up with a bottle of vodka and watch American news programs for a good laugh. It is very entertaining.
And to think that the next American president could be Donald Trump. Or Jeb Bush. Or Hillary Clinton. Ah, nothing like "American exceptionalism". -
Vladimir Putin NewbieI understand why you all don't get the same enjoyment as I do watching American news. Just a reminder of how crappy your country really is. For the few intelligent ones among you, I am sorry.
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Vladimir Putin NewbieBut seriously... none of you follow the news?
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Vladimir Putin NewbieWho is your vice president?
Who is your speaker of the house?
Who is your secretary of state?
I'm not even American and I know these things. -
Vladimir Putin NewbieThis is sad.
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I don't.
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Vladimir Putin NewbieWhy not?
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Vladimir Putin NewbieDouble penis rainbow party.
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Vladimir Putin NewbieFloppy dicks flopping around in a midsummer breeze, being caressed by the wind's invisible hand.
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Vladimir Putin NewbieTwo young Japanese men in search of their heterosexuality but instead find one another.
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Vladimir Putin NewbieThis is the last time I ever try to pander to this site's demographics.
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Vladimir Putin NewbieI cannot hide who I am any longer.
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Sorry, sorry. I don't follow the news. It's far too depressing. I hear about most important things on Tumblr, and research them.
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