we need
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Thread Topic: we need
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a rap battle
c'mon mates
I finished the dishes and I have soup
I'm all for it -
haha, i heard rap battle .w.
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DAVE: im cool with it
DAVE: i never got to give you my grade a rebuttal last time you drunkenly slobbered all over your keyboard and called it a rap -
a fellow dweeb can hear such words from miles away
f--- yeah bro
watch me get an A- this time--
oh that's not the grade we're talking about
oh well -
funny thing, dave
i didn't make that rap
someone else did~ -
DAVE: i dont know about that Dark
DAVE: im a pretty tough grader
DAVE: giving students hells of anxiety attacks when they think about taking a final in my class
DAVE: what class is that, i can hear you mumbling confusedly among yourselves
DAVE: and i write you all the f--- up because no
DAVE: this is my time
DAVE: this is my classroom
DAVE: im the only one that should be talking right now -
DAVE: wasnt talking to you absol
DAVE: but plagiarism
DAVE: maybe not something to brag about -
hey, its only plagiarism if i take credit for it.~
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DAVE: yeah okay fair enough
DAVE: but see i dont really care
DAVE: im not here to exchange witty banter about your anime singalong
DAVE: im here because the word rap was mentioned and not immediately followed by the spillage of some absolute horse s--- -
Too bad your f---ing classroom doesn't have many students
You have all of the troubled kids because that's where your brain is at
You can't focus well in your own classes
I'm positive you've gotten mostly D's and one F minus
And damn right, F minuses don't exist but they do for you
You wanna write me up? b---- let's f---ing go
See, I might get all of the office referrals but at least I've got better grades than you Mr. Strider -
mm, just wanted to get that cleared up.~
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DAVE: i just decided for the reference that im teaching english class
DAVE: i cant blame you for your s---ty rap cuz i keep writing up your ass
DAVE: spend all your time up in the office, no wonder you failed the test
DAVE: gonna finish out the semester with a blank final and a pass
DAVE: just to get you to graduation because american schools are s---
DAVE: you dont need to know the language until youre neck deep in a fit
DAVE: and everyone else can rap and all you can do is sit
DAVE: better start taking notes
DAVE: this is gonna be on the quiz
DAVE: i think youre pretty spot on about those letter grades at least
DAVE: i definitely have a D and and an F minus
DAVE: (s---, thats sweet)
DAVE: (no ones questioned the grading scale for the sake of irony before)
DAVE: (too bad im not teaching creative writing cuz that was original, for sure)
DAVE: but im gonna flip it on you because that F just stands for f---s
DAVE: and the minus demonstrates the lack of those i got
DAVE: cant afford f---s on a teachers pay even though im rolling in the dough
DAVE: f---s are expensive as hell
DAVE: kids dont appreciate how much s--- costs to own
DAVE: gotta compensate for all those f---s i dont give about your flow
DAVE: maybe thats why im the strictest teacher on the whole faculty list
DAVE: but i guess if you keep calling me Mr. Strider i can give you extra credit -
i give it a B
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..mother f---er
you've got me for a second time -
DAVE: good thing youre not the teacher
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